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Iraqi government claims leader of al Qaeda in Iraq was killed in fighting, but al Qaeda denies. Sunnis may have turned on al Qaeda in Iraq.

Civilians killed by NATO in Afghanistan. At the rate the press is going, we'll never be able to fight another war because women and children might die. We'd have lost every single war in history if we had to satisfy today's press.

Tony Blair plans to step down in weeks.

Bush vetoes Democratic withdrawal plan. We've known this was going to happen for weeks. Only Washington could draw out such a stupid plan for so long.

Illegal immigration apologists like to claim that we couldn't find the illegal immigrants to deport them. Well right now, on May Day, gate-crashers are marching in the streets. We should round them up, convict them so they can never come back legally, and deport them.

Reagan was afraid of Armageddon in the Middle East. Only a fool would feel otherwise. I'm not religious, but the specter of Iran, al Qaeda, or any podunk Islamic wannabe martyr getting a nuclear bomb should scare the **** out of any reasonable person.

Explaining why American officials should talk to Iranian officials who are killing Americans as often as possible, pro-Ahmadinedjad/pro-government Iranian students stabbed Iranian's protesting for freedom. Maybe Bush will invite Iran's tin-plated tyrant to dinner and brush clearing on his ranch next.

In case you needed another reason not to live in Iran, Iranian pornographers to get the death penalty. Even if it's missionary?

2,176 secret warrants approved in 2006. 1 denied.

If you ever needed proof that the global warming con was nothing more than a new religion, hotel replaces Bible with Al Gore's book.

Judge allows case in which lawyer sues dry cleaner for $67 million for lost pants. I wish I had thought of that.

Bee swarm shuts down Arkansas ER. I thought all the bees were dead.