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Global demand could drive oil to $200 in the next 6 months. God forbid that Americans make any money off of oil, though, so we better make sure Americans don't drill in ANWR or off the coast of Florida, and we better levy windfall profit taxes on oil companies. Americans must be prevented from profiting on oil, and punished if they do. We must insure that China and Cuba get all the money from the offshore Florida oil, not us, and we want to make sure that Canada and Russia get all the money from North Pole oil. All the profits must go to other countries to maximize damage to America, which must deserve it. Oil tops $123.

Feds arrest illegal aliens trying to leave country. Only government.

US and Iraqi forces prepare for offensive to clear Sadr City of Mehdi Army.

Israel believes Iran will begin enriching uranium on a military scale this year.

Iraqi suicide bomber had been released from Guantanamo. Actions have consequences. I know being a liberal means never having to admit you're wrong, but closing Guantanamo would free many terrorists to kill many more people, but they want to close it anyway. Guantanamo is not perfect. The war on terror is not perfect. But perfection can never be the standard or we'd be powerless to act.

Putin's successor Medvedev is sworn in as Russian president.

9 Philadelphia police officers pull three men from a car and savagely beat and kick them. You know they'll say they were justified. They'll say they were following their training. We see this stuff all the time.

$4.5 million pot bust in foreclosed house. I'm glad Democrats want taxpayers to bail out the drug dealers.

Unions look forward to a Democrat victory so they can replace the secret ballot with intimidation tactics to make people join unions.

Obama wins North Carolina big. Clinton eeks out win in Indiana. Obama's general election strategy.

Clinton loans her campaign $6.4 million. I'm sure some rich Arab leaders will pay Bill Clinton for some work to make up for it. The campaign laws are ludicrous. Normal Americans are limited to only $2,300, but all rich people have to do to get around that is pay Bill Clinton $5 million for a speech, and then have the Clintons loan themselves $5 million.

Kerry credits Limbaugh's operation chaos with handing a victory to Hillary in Indiana. I guess he wants to encourage Limbaugh to do more. Exit polls agree.

It's not surprising that many Republicans voted against McCain in Indiana and North Carolina. First, many Republicans voted in the Democrat primary. Second, a vote for McCain is a wasted vote at this point. The only way for Republicans to send a message to the party is to vote for somebody other than McCain.

Cato says that Republicans are trying to drive libertarians out of the party, but Democrats are failing to capitalize on that. And that's what Republicans are counting on. As terrible as they are, they realize libertarians won't vote for the worse Democrat. That's why the great libertarian mainstream of America is shut out of the political process. Vote third party.

Death toll in Myanmar (Burma) may hit 100,000. Al Gore was real quiet all winter, and he's been quiet several summers in a row in which forcasts of strong hurricanes fell flat, but he wasted no time to capitalize politically and financially on this disaster by blaming global warming. What self-serving piece of crap. This is man is the waste of carbon. I wonder how long it will take Gore to blame this volcano on global warming.

Implant will call 911 if you have a heart attack. That rocks.

I'm pretty quick to point a finger at media bias, but I don't think the media has been biased when it calls the Austrian man who imprisoned his daughter, fathered 7 children by her, and threw the body of a dead baby in the incenarator a monster. They could put this freak's picture in the dictionary next to the word monster as far as I'm concerned.