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Squirrel and tree cut power.

Every other day teens fool the bomb squad into spending all at school so they can get out of school. While the teens and bomb squad are playing patty-cake games, somebody blew up a local car with a bomb.

Another phony report of a bomb.

One of the great scams we've heard all our lives is that government is going to save money by rolling over debt. Government is never going to save money by paying off debt. It's always refinancing. We're supposed to believe this perpetual debt, perpetually refinanced, saves us money, but it doesn't. It can't.