You might be a big government conservative

If your Republican candidate supports government control of property through regulation, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports the income tax, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports the death tax, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports confiscating property of emigrants, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports the Federal Reserve, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports regulation of telecom companies, the internet and mass transit, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports regulation of industry and farms, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports unions and government work programs, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports economic central planning, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports the income tax, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports government control of education, you might be a big government conservative

If your Republican candidate supports the health insurance mandate, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports government run health care, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports Medicare Part D, you might be a big government conservative.
If your Republican candidate supports the global warming fraud, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports welfare for corporate farmers, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports welfare in general, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate supports perpetual war, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate is funded by Goldman Sachs, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate is funded by the Israel lobby, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate wants to use the police power of the state to force his values on all Americans, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate talks about spending cuts but offers no clear list of programs he will cut, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate has ever voted to increase spending or the debt limit, you might be a big government conservative.

If your Republican candidate wants to cut $1 trillion in spending in his first year, abolish the Fed, abolish the income tax and end the government's wars and bring the troops home, congratulations. You're not a conservative hypocrite.