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REGULATION:

Advertising yourself as a ninja is an oxymoron, so I'm surprised this guy was convicted.

HEALTH CARE:

The government uses Star Wars characters in creepy ad to promote vaccines.

Scientists claim to have stimulated the congregation of individual-celled organisms into multi-celled organisms. As usual, I'm skeptcal.

GLOBAL WARMING AND ENERGY:

As the global warming frauds die on the vine because of lack of warming, leading frauds Gore, Hansen and Trenberth commit to traveling to Antarctica to promote their fraud. The only problem is Antarctica ice, by all accounts, is increasing. I wonder if US taxpayers are paying for Hansen's trip.

WAR:

US military dropped chemicals on US cities in the 1950s and 1960s, using US citizens as unwitting guinea pigs. This is the government people believe is so benevolent and trust so much. The government is bigger, more powerful and therefore more evil today than it was then.

POLITICS:

After getting spanked in South Carolina, Romney decides to release his taxes forthwith. I wonder how much money Romney paid to pollsters and consultants to be so ignorant.

The people want to investigate corrupt Chris Dodd for corruption. The ruling class resists because any of them could be next.

MEDIA:

I said from the beginning John King handed the South Carolina primary to Newt Gingrich on a silver platter by opening the last debate with the softball. I usually do my best to distance myself from Karl Rove, but in this case, he and I are correct. For whatever reason, the establishment decided to sink Mitt Romney, and they used Newt Gingrich's ex-wife and that goofy-ass question to do it.

MISC:

After the press and Penn State regents scapegoated Joe Paterno and maliciously dumped him for the actions of an alleged sexual predator, Joe Paterno has died of cancer. It's a shame he never had the opportunity to fight back. Hopefully this galvanizes support for Paterno so supporters can oust those rotten regents.