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Democrats have hearings on how to tax 401(k)s and pension plans. This should be front page news on every newspaper in America, but try finding it in your local paper. Government failures mean we have to surrender more of our money. You can bet the sales pitch will be slick, but we'll pay through the nose.

Feds stop plot by skinheads to kill 102 black people including Barack Obama. I hope these freaks don't dominate the news.

An armed robber comes into a pawn shop in Houston, wearing a bullet proof vest and shoots at the owner, who gets his own gun and shoots and kills his attacker. Instead of thanking this pawn shop owner for his service to society, the prosecutor has referred him to the grand jury for prosecution. That prosecutor should be fired.

Iraqi government criticizes US attack on Syrian border village because it doesn't want Iraq to be used as a base to attack its neighbors. I think Iraq has to say this, but at the same time, it doesn't want al Qaeda to have a safe haven in Syria, a safe haven it's had for 5 years that we should have been attacking the entire time.

US considers talks with Taliban. We should have been having back-channel talks all along, trying to split the Taliban, bring the elements that could be integrated into society back into society and isolating the most radical elements. Gen. Petraeus is the guy who can make this work.

US stock market has lost $3 trillion in value since the bailout. Since the bailout, the stock market has been in constant decline. Good job, government. Government will make it worse before it gets better.

Iceland takes different tact in credit crisis, raising interest rates to stabilize its currency. It still needs liquidity injections, but that's not the same thing as cheap money. This is the opposite approach of the US Fed which has kept us mired in this financial crisis longer than we should have been by lowering rates and thereby reducing the profit incentive for banks to make loans.

The Dow is up almost 900. Government has created so much uncertainty this volatility is ridiculous. Corporations love big government because of all the handouts government gives them.

The details of Obama and Democrats' big-labor agenda. Needless to say, coercion will replace freedom if this succeeds.

Judge dismisses suit against Barack Obama challenging him to prove his citizenship because the person bringing the case didn't have standing. According to this judge, the American public has no standing to insure that presidential candidates meet the constitutional requirements for the presidency. This judge basically said all constitutional requirements for the presidency are unenforceable because the American people have no standing to challenge candidates. That's insane.

The Pew Research center found that by 70 percent to 9 percent, Americans thought the press was in the tank for Obama. Americans aren't nearly as dumb as the press thinks we are.

Obama campaign attorney writes intimidating letter to student journalists uncovering voter fraud in Ohio. We can't have pesky student journalists who aren't in the tank for Obama discovering rampant voter fraud for Obama now can we? Naturally, the student journalists are now targets of Obama and the press, the same press which won't report on the voter fraud. Somebody accessed government computers to gather information to smear Joe the Plummer. These people accept no limits on government power when it comes to promoting their agendas.

Obama hasn't held a press conference in a month. If McCain didn't talk to the press for that long, the press would have a fit.

Biden bans local Philadelphia news station from further interviews. This is getting to be a pattern.

Bill Ayers crawls out of the woodwork to address a conference and complains about his name being used in the campaign. I wonder what his fellow terrorists who died making bombs are complaining about. I hope he talks more. The more he talks, the more he will hurt Obama's chances.

Philadelphia Inquirer prints op-ed by white man claiming white people shouldn't be allowed to vote. Can this election get any more ridiculous? (Rhetorical question. Of course it can.)

Rap song of the Lord's prayer substituting Obama for God. I think I'm going to be sick.

In keeping with his role as messiah, Barack Obama will restore a "higher purpose" to the presidency. I don't want any higher purposes in my presidents. Their job is to preside over government. That's it.

Glowing puff piece about a day in the life of the messiah. I wonder if he'll ride into Washington on a donkey.

Democrats are intent on repeating the failures of the New Deal by sucking money and jobs from the private sector to create work programs. Fascism is back.

Showing a fundamental ignorance of the financial collapse and libertarianism, Slate magazine declares libertarianism to be dead, killed by the financial collapse. Democrats and big-government Republican kindred spirits scored a fantastic victory by orchestrating that collapse, and we're all going to pay until we bleed. When we're all eating dirt, we can thank Dodd, Frank, Paulson, Bernanke and Greenspan for all their wonderful big-government policies.

Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendle is holding doctors hostage in an attempt to force universal health care on the state.

Pat Buchanan paints a horrible picture of an Obama presidency. Because of the overwhelming new debt Obama will give us and his destruction of the economy, the US may never recover. We can thank 100 years of big-government and most recently big-government Republicans for making all this possible. We are nearing the logical conclusion of voting for the lesser of 2 evils all the time, and we may well have reached the point of no return.

Bush and Rove absolutely drove the last libertarian hanger-oners out of the Republican party.