Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Email to Bob Barr

In the wake of the presidential debacle, I mean debate, I sent the following email to Bob Barr:

Congratulations on running the most inept campaign in history. We have the 2 worst mainstream candidates in history fighting it out, and the American people have the lowest opinion of the 2 anti-American parties in history, and you sit on the sidelines patting yourselves on the back.

Meanwhile, McCain promises to spend 300,300,300x10 to the 300,300,300 godzillion to pay off all debt in the universe.

Like Karl Marx and Barack Obama, McCain is so compassionate he plans to create an infinite amount of money out empty space. Nice job debating him on that. I kneel down before the god-given powers of the 2 parties. God bless them and God bless us all as we eat dirt and tell our children to be thankful for it.

Nice job being invisible. I bet that took a lot of work to be completely invisible while the 2 most anti-American candidates in history fought it out to destroy the world.

Fist-pump to your success! Those of us who survive the wolf attacks will have a good laugh over those glasses.

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