Local

The government doesn't care about your money, and we know this because the FAA is spending our money promoting recycling at airports.

Local parks allow a free park day for families with children of Dayton Daily Schools. Everybody else can ***k off.

Yesterday I read that gasoline prices over $3 per gallon were the new normal. Today I bought gasoline at $3.21 per gallon. Today I read gasoline prices are going to fall 25 cents by Halloween. These claims are mutually exclusive. I look forward to making fun of the failures.

City government has destroyed a record number of capital structures this year.