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GLOBAL WARMING:

Satellites discover 657 new islands. Global warming frauds attribute their creation to sea level rise then warn they are threatened by sea level rise. Apparently the irony is lost on them.

LOCAL:

City government will never acknowledge that its taxes and spending are what's destroying Dayton, so instead its blaming the problems on selling single servings of beer and pressuring businesses downtown to stop selling them. For some of those poor people, that single beer is the highlight of their day, and they can't afford a six pack. What a load of crap. Government always blames the people for the problems it creates.