War on Drugs

The DEA and TSA team up against the NFL, investigating abuse of Big Pharma products. I'm getting some popcorn.

"The DEA had reason to look at those teams in particular, but the investigation is not restricted to them, according to the law enforcement official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the probe is ongoing. The official said the investigation focuses on practices across the 32-team league, including possible distribution of drugs without prescriptions or labels, and the dispensing of drugs by trainers rather than physicians. "

Hang'em all.