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Proving government can't protect you, the same man robs six stores in 24 hours.

"The suspect in all of those cases, said Dayton Det. Curry Mire, is being described in all cases as “a white male, approximately 6 feet tall, 180-200 pounds, with a lazy eye.”
Mire said the man made no attempts to cover his face during the robberies."

But the police can't catch him, and they won't. If he's caught, it will be by a serf.