Misc

Unable to find evidence of dark matter, theorists come up with silly new theory.

"In fact, a particle with some properties opposite to those of physicists' current favorite dark matter candidate—the weakly interacting massive particle, or WIMP—would do just as good a job at explaining the stuff, a quartet of theorists says. Hypothetical strongly interacting massive particles—or SIMPs—would also better account for some astrophysical observations, they argue."

Can't find WIMPs. Imagine SIMPs and call it science.